
In Which The Staff Arrive Before Management
The Splatarium has residents. Not Garys. The springtails have arrived: several hundred microscopic employees preparing the workplace before management arrives.
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This project escaped from Concepts on 30 September 2026. Read the original questionable idea →
An idea about temporal awareness escaped Concepts and took up residence in an old vivarium. This is the record of what happens next: preparing Garyville, caring for its residents and finding out what a small, carefully observed experiment can—and cannot—tell us.

The Splatarium has residents. Not Garys. The springtails have arrived: several hundred microscopic employees preparing the workplace before management arrives.
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This started, as many questionable decisions do, with me having half an hour to spare. A little research, an unused vivarium and some prematurely employed springtails later, the Concept had escaped.
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