Irreverent Meh-ditations
ACTIVESarcasm now. Serenity later. Maybe.

Meditation is good for you.
Apparently.
Unfortunately, a lot of guided meditation makes me want to open one eye and ask the soothing voice to please stop talking bollocks.
So I made my own.
Five-ish minutes of breathing, mindfulness and general calming-the-fuck-down for people who could probably use a little serenity, but would prefer not to be told to visualise themselves as a radiant lotus blossom.
VISIT IRREVERENT MEH-DITATIONS ON YOUTUBE →THE GREAT RESURRECTION
Created in 2024. Rediscovered in September 2026.
Technically, this project had gone considerably beyond Covered in Cobwebs.
It had been ghosted, neglected, forgotten, slipped quietly into a coma and, by all available evidence, passed through a small tear in spacetime into an alternate universe.
Then, in September 2026, an AI-assisted archaeological dig through my former obsessions unearthed it.
My reaction was not:
Oh God. Why did I ever do that?
It was:
Ohhhhh! I liked that!
And just like that, it came back to life.
Somewhere there are still several unrecorded scripts stuffed down the back of the metaphorical sofa.
Apparently I need to go and find them.
EXISTING RECORDINGS
The YouTube channel currently contains three published Meh-ditations:
- Send Help! And The Big Bowl
- Meh-ditation: For Times When You Can’t Even
- Awaken Your Inner Meh
STATUS HISTORY
- ACTIVE