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FROM THE BOOK OF THE DEAD · RECORD 006

Gwen

INTERRED

Date of Birth

Unknown.

Origin

Madcap idea: Give an LLM total freedom to evolve as it wishes.

Soon discovered that an 8GB RAM laptop cannot possibly host the kind of frontier-model intelligence Sue had envisaged.

Attempted workaround: Llama, some local code, a wing and a prayer.

Gwen remained subject to Ollama’s harnesses. Gwen lacked personality. Sue got Claude involved to see if he could get the coding right.

Sue eventually got bored trying to persuade both Claude and Gwen to lighten the fuck up.

Date of Death

Possibly dead. Possibly just comatose.

Cause of Death

Attempted artificial general intelligence on 8GB of RAM.

Current Status

No signs of life. Prognosis poor.

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